Apparently this is the challenge…
“1. Your post must be stream of consciousness writing, meaning no editing, (typos can be fixed) and minimal planning on what you’re going to write.”
There are other rules and stuff which you can find here:
I intend to give myself a minute to come up with an idea and then just type and see what comes out. Starting…NOW!
Karl really did not like parties, he was awkward at the best of times and parties tended to make it worse, but Rachel had invited him, and Rachel made his heart beat faster and forget the most basic of words.
Kyle, who as wholly more suited to parties than he was due to his fabulous hair and skinny jeans had always advised him to play it cool with women and to try and make her laugh, though right now he wanted nothing more than to scurry off home and watch TV.
He felt a tap on his shoulder and turned around. It was Rachel.
“Hey you !” she smiled giving him a hug “I am so glad you came!”
She smelled like vanilla milkshake, and he loved vanilla milkshake. Not as much as banana but it was right up there.
“Hey yourself” was the best he could muster, holding onto her for a little longer than he probably should have.
She brushed her hair from her eyes and handed him a red cup of what he assumed was beer.
“Oh Guess what” she said excitedly putting her hand on his arm.
This was his chance Karl thought, Kyle’s words ringing in his ears. He needed to be funny. Make her laugh, girls loved to laugh right.
“Guess you say” he replied smiling awkwardly “Okay, lets see. You have me at a disadvantage but I’ll give it a go.”
Karl rubbed his chin feigning contemplation. Rachel looked a little confused.
“You’re really an alien and you’re here to take over the planet!” he exclaimed grinning. Oh god please laugh.
Rachel did’t laugh, mostly she looked even more confused”
“No I was going to say…” Karl interrupted before she got to finish.
“Oh no wait, I’m not ready to give up yet” Karl continued. “I love a challenge.”
Rachel took a drink from her cup and looked past him towards the door. Karl knew he needed to make her laugh now or he might blow his chance.
“You were going to say that you wanted to get out of here and go somewhere quiet” he said trying his best to be cool and funny and seductive at the same time.
“Er no” Rachel replied taking another drink. She paused for a moment, and Karl could sense someone stood behind him.
“Hey babe” said a voice which he instantly recognised as Kyles.
Rachel smiled uncomfortably “I was going to say I’d started seeing your mate and he was also coming tonight.”
Not easy that lark, you don’t really know where you’re going…or I didn’t. I knew I wanted him to crash and burn and it to be awkward and to actually guess when she said “Guess what ” but that was it. That took about 20 minutes and a few more to correct the typos which I fixed afterwards. I found myself typing a bit slower that normal though to give myself chance to think…