A front bum limerick.

Self praise is no praise…

Once a lass called Heidi from Mauritius

She declared, “My vagina’s delicious!

Oh my vulva and labia

Are so packed full of flavour

And my clit is quite truly nutritious!”

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Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

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