Look, a limerick!

Pyromaniac nympho called Linda

Took a lad home that she met on Tinder

Took some candles to bed

How he screamed as he fled

Burnt the poor fellows cock to a cinder

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

9 thoughts on “Look, a limerick!”

  1. I’m blaming you! Use my name and then see what happens! Ha! I so enjoy your limericks, haiku, and other writings, too. Whenever you post a limerick it’s always the same. No matter where he is in the house, I shout “LIMERICK!” and he comes running and waits for the recitation. And he ALWAYS says the same thing. He shakes his head and says “How does he come up with these? He’s so clever!”

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