A wayward young Muslim from York
Lost his faith, found a craving for pork
Chops, ribs, sausage and pies
Shin, cheeks, shoulder and thighs
Of his findness for snout, he would talk
Look, a limerick!
mmmmm meaty…
mmmmm meaty…
A wayward young Muslim from York
Lost his faith, found a craving for pork
Chops, ribs, sausage and pies
Shin, cheeks, shoulder and thighs
Of his findness for snout, he would talk
Afterwards 
There will probably be a Fatwa on you for this one.
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Wouldnt that be a thing. It’s curiously based on a true story of sorts. A friend of mine was absolutely obsessed with scotch eggs and had no idea they were made with pork until it was in his light twenties
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