Haiku O’Clock? Why the devil not eh… He boasts, 6 inches She scoffs, it ends in tears he thought she meant girth Share this: Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Like Loading... Author: Michael Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation; View all posts by Michael