I thought perhaps I would have another crack at a bit of a travel post being in Portugal as I am. I read a couple of other travel post and saw the mix pf photos and descriptions of places and restaurants and so on and figured yeah give it a go.
I then realised the slight flaw in my plan. I don’t actually really know where I am. Okay so I am in Portugal, I know where that is. It’s near Spain. And I know that I am in the Algarve, because my wife told me and best I can muster on that is that it is at the bottom. That aside I don’t have a bloody clue. I think the place has the word “Agua” in and there is a beach nearby but that is hardly a help.
We did go out for a walk down to the beach earlier today and spent the morning there and it was pleasant enough I guess. It’s kind of out of season so it’s rather quiet but still warm enough during the day. I still have no idea where I actually was though, like on a map.
Wherever it is I am I have nothing but good things to say about it. The people are lovely, great weather, good food. I’d recommend you go yourself but that would mean me knowing where I am.
I know I should look it up but what’s the point now that I am already here, and besides all the cocktails are free so I don’t actually care that much. I will probably just sit around the pool for a few days and then get back on a plane and go home looking all tanned, somewhat fatter and feeling quite relaxed. People will ask how it was and I will make something up that makes me seem well travelled.