butt – Afterwards

Your Filthy Friday Limerick?

Rushed and a bit pants but I’m tired and need to go to bed…

Once a farmer, who was well endowed

with great stock and would proclaim quite loud

Of the worth of his meat

A mouth watering treat

How his sheep left him standing quite proud

I know that I can do better but I am sat in the car eating my lunch. What exactly are you doing?

Once a student in love with the arts

Had a terrible case of the farts

When undressing at night

In her underwear, white

Had made finger painting from her sharts