Once a farmer, who was well endowed
with great stock and would proclaim quite loud
Of the worth of his meat
A mouth watering treat
How his sheep left him standing quite proud
Rushed and a bit pants but I’m tired and need to go to bed…
Once a farmer, who was well endowed
with great stock and would proclaim quite loud
Of the worth of his meat
A mouth watering treat
How his sheep left him standing quite proud
I know that I can do better but I am sat in the car eating my lunch. What exactly are you doing?
Once a student in love with the arts
Had a terrible case of the farts
When undressing at night
In her underwear, white
Had made finger painting from her sharts