A fellow with loneliness issues
Bought vaseline and a large box of tissues
Then Indulging in porn
With a footlong cob of corn
Eyes watered as he lubed it to misuse
2026 LIMERICK 9
Such a love of cornography
Tag: bum fun
Its limerick time baby…
One to read out loud…it works, trust me
Once a tight sphinctered fellow called Tristin
Took a liking for stranger-based fisting
In back alleys often found
With his pants on the ground
With some chap, as he yelled “Get your wrist in!”
Afterwards 