Butt + Vegetables = Limerick

Vegan friendly bum fun

A young Catholic greengrocer from Brest

At confession got stuff off his chest

“I put fruit up my bum,

mangos, strawberries and plum,

massive eggplants and swedes,” he confessed.

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Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

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