In response to Sue’s photo prompt.
“Hey Boss, have you seen what Mary’s been writing?”
“That footprints in the sand woman?”
“Yeah her”. Jonah scratched his head and laughed. “Did you have anything to do with it? I know what you’re like, whispering in their ears like you care”
“Look, I never asked to get stuck on this planet ok, I never asked to be immortal and I certainly never asked to be anyone’s lord and saviour. He continued, quite vexed, “2500 years I’ve been here. I get bored. Not once have those upstairs even bothered to so much as pop in and say ‘Good Job’ or read one of my reports, I’m sorry”
“What did you do?”
“Ok so I popped into her dream and I gave it all that ‘I was carrying you ‘ business. I also gave her cancer.”
“Boss, you’re such a dick.”
omg!! You are SO bad! 🙂
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That’s the nice version of it 🙂
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shakes my head. laughing. oops. I’m not laughing. really. just shaking my head. ok, I’m chortling.
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Those are the best laughs… when you know you shouldn’t but you do:)
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shhh, don’t tell anyone!
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Oh, I don’t know about that Not once have those upstairs even bothered to so much as pop in and say ‘Good Job’ or read one of my reports, I’m sorry” stuff. Matthew 3:17 quotes “upstairs” as saying, “This is my beloved. Son, with whom I am well pleased.” But this is satire, right?
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😉
I guess I see it as satire of a fictional tale so not quite sure where that leaves it but fun none the less I hope
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OK I’ll admit it, I snorted when I laughed LOL
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my pleasure lol
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