‘My Friend’ watches far too much telly
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middle aged, double chins and round belly
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legs and arms got quite thick
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now he can’t see his dick
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and his man boobs they jiggle like jelly
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A husband one day proclaimed dead
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seems his wife shot him right through the head
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on his phone saw a text
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“Banged your sister, you’re next!”
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really made quite a mess of the bed
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Farmers wife with a craving for men
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got caught cheating again and again
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hub quite angry threw fits
.
then he chopped her to bits
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fed her parts to the pigs in his pen
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Afterwards 