Open wide for a limerick

SAY AAAAAAHHHHH

A wayward young dentist called Esther

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Handsome patients would quite often pester

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Press up close to their side.

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Wink and say “open wide”

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In the hope that they might just molest her

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Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

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