A buck naked naturist, Brian
A new hobby of cooking was tryin’
Threw the meat in too quick
Burnt the tip of his dick
When a juicy thick steak he was fryin’
Always wear an apron
A buck naked naturist, Brian
A new hobby of cooking was tryin’
Threw the meat in too quick
Burnt the tip of his dick
When a juicy thick steak he was fryin’
experience is the best teacher, eh?
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Moral: Never fry food in the nude. Hey, I made a rhyme there!
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I know grease splatters burn my arm, I can imagine that would be a whole other pain. 😂
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eye watering stuff indeedy 🙂
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you have a future in dirty poetry methinks
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cooking fatty foods can go on the list of things that are more enjoyable with ones clothes on.
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