Now I ask myself so many times when I see what others do
Would I maybe like to do as they and try those wild things too
Could I dangle like a Christmas bauble bungie cord attached
Though I fear that I would shit my pants and it run all up my back
How about I run in Spain with bulls it seems intense for sure
Though I’m fat and old and rather slow and my arse they’d surely gore
And I don’t enjoy paint balling as I did it once, and no
I’m far too big a target and it bloody hurts you know
And no to surfing thanks no thanks, I tried it when much younger
as my trunks came off and my arse was filled with sand when I went under
and I have no urge to parachute though I have no fear of flying
it’s the mess you make when the chute don’t work and Im quite averse to dying
I’d thank you kindly if you said you’d we’re hiking in the hills
But I’ll just stay home as its full of bears and they give me the chills
Though they’re not as bad as sharks so no with them I’ll not be swimming
Think I’ll skip it and watch Netflix and my nails they do need trimming
Ditto to that…
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no sense of adventure lOL
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Nope not at all I’m well beyond all of that malarkey now
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When it comes to Adventure I now like to live on the Edge and have a drink after 6 p.m. at night knowing that I will be up with my old man bladder at all hours . hardcore living on the edge for sure
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I’m right behind ya…
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LOL Sounds like me and water, sans the old man bladder, though.
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So you just keep in fishing
And hope that they are biting
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Lol
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Man bladder now there is a phrase I don’t use nearly enough I shall be inserting that somewhere I am quite sure
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Nice cup of tea and a biscuit that’s what’s called for
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Ha ha – I wonder where my spunk and adventurous side went as well sometimes. Contentment and creature comforts seem more my speed nowadays.
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Exactly and why not there is absolutely no shame in it
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I’ll join ya lol
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I can only imagine lol
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🙂 🙂
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This was good for a laugh… all valid reasons to avoid adventuring. My wildest outings are a walk through the dirt path in the park. LOL
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and that is just plenty!
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