Some interesting prompts over at Mindscapes Thought I would do something a little different on the Christmas themes.
mindescapes Christmas Challenge 2017
With a hey and a ho
To Bethlehem they go
Cos it seems theres some count or some such
And he grumbles and moans
Of the distance he groans
And the stress he is finding too much
Cos she wont give him none
but she’s now 9 months gone
and insists she’s not been with another
she persists it’s not lies
that it came from the skies
he’s convinced that she’s been with his brother
He had wanted to leave
But no one would believe
She’s a cheat and she won’t meet his need
So he’s stuck, trapped he feels
As his wife she reveals
That god’s filled her right up with his seed
“Oh come on he insists
Do you think I am pissed”
Grabs the donkey and loads her on board
“If it looks like my brother
Then Im telling my mother
That you lied and that you are a fraud”
“Babe I promise” she sighs
“It was god twixt my thighs
I’d not cheat” and she feeds him a grape
But he rants quite aggrieved
And he just wont believe
“You ask me, sounds a whole lot like rape!
“Oh sweet Joe” and she smiles
And she charms with her wiles
And he sighs, his hot loins are still urging
He’d just wanted some fun
Now she’ll soon be a mum
Him a dad, but they’re both still a virgin
His friends think that he’s mad
And will soon be a Dad
To a kid which he didn’t create
And he feels quite forlorn
And it soon will be born
and he’s trapped and this really ain’t great
So they take to the road
Donkey carries the load
And he thinks, “guess I’m stuck this is it”
They ride into the night
And a star it shines bright
His heart heavy and feeling quite shit…
Trying to get more close to the truth of the situation? Might be a fair bit closer than we know.
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And from this small infidelity a major religion was born.
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One never knows. 🙂
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Gotta start somewhere i guess 🙂
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Repent my son!!!
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I think I could be a whole load of readers lighter by the end of December…
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No way!
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Lol we shall see
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Nah, religious or not, one has to admit it was funny.
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Thanks 🙂
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I hope I’m not struck down for liking this! Lol… I do believe God does have a sense of humor though and this is quite funny. 😉
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Holy Stepfather
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He won’t mind im sure 🙂
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I sure hope not. Lol… 😉
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🙂
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