More unnecessary limericks

Given that it is Sunday, I thought I’d just try a few more limericks as have had a load rattling around in my head and as much as I like the lunch time limerick I have more vomiting forth that a single one a day…

 

A serial killer called Ned

Obeyed voices that screamed in his head

Then one day he just changed

And is no more deranged

Now writes food blogs on WordPress instead

 

(yeah…you know who you are don’t you 😉)

 

There once was a doctor from Goole

Specialised in the gastric, no fool

Made a fortune in bums

Bowels, Intestines and tums

And continuing study of stool

 

Sorry, it is not my fault Goole and stool rhyme…

 

A Bethlehem chap, healed the blind

Said be nice to each other and kind

Romans proved they were boss

Nailed him up on a cross

But was raised from the dead, never mind

 

Maybe one more

Chap from Mosul played drums in a band

so the Taliban cut off each hand

But it all worked out fine

Said his wife, “it’s divine

Cos for scratching my back your hook’s  grand”

 

Right think that’ll do.  I’ve used the hooked hands twice this week.   Hmmm.

Have a good Sunday.


More goodness?

Badger and Fox

The end of times

Frog and Toad