I really hate exercise – SoundCloud

Profanities and sexual references galore

So my question for physical inperfection now includes exercise. I hate it. So much. Want to know how much ? Take a listen. Be warned…its really inappropriate and you wouldn’t want your kids listening to it. Unless they’re Jerry Falwell Junior. He would be cool with it I’m sure.

Mostly just ten minutes of me sweating and sweating and making sexual references about exercise machines ..

Listen to I really hate exercise by michael on #SoundCloud https://soundcloud.com/michael-307185057/i-really-hate-exercise

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

13 thoughts on “I really hate exercise – SoundCloud”

  1. I’ve been working out for years and it’s still terrible every time. Also, calories vs exercise as an argument for the existence of god… actually makes a lot of sense… 🤔

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  3. I will say, I’d rather lift weights than do cardio…cardio always feels like some kind of weird medieval punishment that people keep trying to pawn off as a hobby…like, “No, it’s great…once the blood stops coming out and the pain goes away you really do feel fantastic…”

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  5. On the bright side Micheal – even though everything hurts, you’ll not feel guilty munching on some of those pink-frosted donuts like you used to use images of on your diet posts. Sneakers are better as sandals will get caught in the exercise equipment …keep going and reward yourself mightily for the money spent and the effort expended as the sweat droplets flew as you worked your arse off.

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