Okay so strictly speaking we aren’t exactly locked down anymore. We have commenced with an experiment to see how many pub goers we can kill off which seemed to commence without too much drama at the weekend. London saw some dumbfuckery in particular and there were pockets of shenanigans country wide so now we wait to see what the impact of it will be.
Hairdressers and barbers also opened and against my better judgement me and the boys managed to get a slot at our local barber this afternoon. Asim moved into the area a few years ago and is a top chap and the boys have always enjoyed what he does to their hair so off we went.
During lockdown the eldest seems to have somehow grown a fringe that when brushed out goes below his chin. The youngest was looking like Boris Johnson on one of his particularly bad days. Not that the twat has good days, but hair wise imagine him at his blondest and most boufont…
Oh me you ask? Well I have half a Mohican (given I don’t have to go into the office any more) which I have been doing with an old beard trimmer so mostly look like a fat extra from a shit fan film version of Mad Max.
So a few hours and a couple of quid later (he has rightly put up the prices – now we know who the crucial people actually are in society) we are all shaven, coiffed, tidied and presentable. Mostly.
I decided to actually keep the Mohican and get him to do it properly. Looks a bit mental and like I have a dead animal on my head but meh, there’s a bloody apocalypse going on – it actually seems more appropriate than ever…Mrs Afterwards didn’t mind as much as I thought she would. Maybe that’s because we don’t really leave the house anymore…
Happy apocolypse! Stay Safe!
Had to mask up for mine. Thankfully in Feb I went short short so same.again
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It was weird sat in there masked up…plastic aprons… no other people allowed in.. how things have changed!
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Yes strange indeed
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Well I did the dentist last week, but no hair salon yet … we had 600 new cases in Michigan today. Likely the places opened up will fall like dominoes soon.
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Im going for a BBQ to friends this weekend …socially distanced and outdoors…hope the weather holds! First social anything in since mid March…still not sure i should…
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The haircut looks great. I have ventured out to a socially distance restaurant and to the accountant to get the taxes done (ICK!) otherwise still little activity out of the house. I wish this would hurry up and run its course, I am tired of fearing the outside of my house.
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I think our spikes from get togethers stemmed more from indoors like bars than outdoor BBQs over the 4th of July holiday. I’d be reluctant though to be honest.
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