Hey look a limerick on a Thursday.

It’s better than a punch in the tit I guess…Just about.

Once a chap, a big fan of fake boobs

fake vaginas, dildos and fruit lubes

would stay home every night

enjoy solo delight

placing things inside all of his tubes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

10 thoughts on “Hey look a limerick on a Thursday.”

  2. Jim Jeffries does a brilliant bit in one of his stand ups about a vibrating egg (I think) getting stuck up his you know what. Reminded me of this.
    Also agree with the blogger above. Ew
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