A young fellow who’d never been kissed
Felt aggrieved at the things he had missed
So went out on the town
A few shots he drank down
Humped a tramp n got aids rather pissed
Okay so I realize that escalated rather quickly. Limericks have a way of doing that though. Lines one to four flow just fine and before you know it this poor virgins giving hand jobs to homeless people under a bridge.
And all he wanted was some love.