A limerick about remembering where you placed your cucumber

That is why they cannot have nice things. Or salad.

Kinky couple, seems they had forgotten

‘Bout the veges she’d placed in his bottom.

Quite uncomfy as hell

And my god what a smell

Pretty nasty when they had turned rotten

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

6 thoughts on “A limerick about remembering where you placed your cucumber”

  3. If the dude was wandering around with a cucumber in his bum and wasn’t in a lot of discomfort, he had other problems than a rotten veggie in his bottom. He needed to buy Depends in vast quantities (which is really expensive) because nothing would stay in that needed to either. Unless those were pickling cucumbers. And then her bad on the wife for forgetting. I’m snickering at your limerick and no doubt it’ll pop to mind when I’m in church. Thanks. 😐

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