Once a man with quite bad diabetes
could not resist cake, chocs or sweeties
With abandon he’d feast
till his piss smelled like yeast
and he lost all the toes from his feeties
I have no idea if ones piss smells like yeast if one is diabetic I just rathee renjoyed the line…
lol!! 🙂
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Brutal. 😀
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🙂
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Ouch!
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If I remember right, if your piss doesn’t smell of yeast yet just have a few more pints of Old Peculiar or similar. Probably easier to smell it if you’re lying in a gutter rather than standing too.
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Ha ha…old peculiar now there’s a treat indeed
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Mike! Michael! Miiiike!!!
Lol!! It is a good line.
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You are probably too young to remember the cartoon dog named Muttley, but when I read this one, went straight into a Muttley laugh. It’s kind of an exaggerated snicker. Anyhow, you amused me greatly. This probably shows you just how awful I truly am, but it’s you who brings it out in me, so you are no one to judge… 😉
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Oh i remember muttley from whacky races…im no spring chicken 🙂
You’re only as awful as the rest of us or perhaps less so because you’ll admit it…:)
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