I like to think that I am a fairly optimistic sort, given my situation. Yes, I will admit to occasionally succumbing to dark thoughts but given mu situation I would hope that you might appreciate the effect such things can have on you.
Take today for example. Everything was going pretty well and I had been left in the kitchen and forgetting to turn off the radio I was able to listen to the cricket. India had England under pressure but I remained hopeful given the time left in the day. She is working upstairs in the office and all is good in the world.
Until he arrived. You know the one, the plum smuggler. He popped over on the basis of something I care not one jot to recall and actually had the audacity to manhandle me. Apparently I am a rather cute bear. I swear to god his breath smelled very much like a dildo.
And before you ask I have it on very good authority after that time I was left upstairs and he had been away with work and she had taken to drinking and watching ‘Magic Mike’. For a while after she tried to get him to dance for her but he tripped and fell on his erection one night after she tried to get him to shake it a little too rigorously and he ended up in accident and emergency.
Turns out you can’t break your dick despite his assertions to the contrary.
Anyway, they ruined a perfectly good afternoons cricket. Bastards the lot of them.
Afterwards 
I have it on good authority that a penis can sustain a fracture … not something to dismiss lightly, I think – although I can imagine it …
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I did wonder but decided against research n winged it 🙂
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What? Didn’t want to empathise? I understand that. Not sure I’d like to get too close to researching that problem [oooooooowwwwww!]
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Lol, that’s messed up…
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🤣😂🐻 quite good Mr. Afterwards!
🙌👏😝
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Indeed it is lol 🙂
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Lol exactly. I’ve enough weird stuff on my laptop already 🙂
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That poor Teddy! LOL
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I know he has the worse luck
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oh no! He missed the cricket game. Poor Teddy. Too bad he didn’t like the other game he had to watch. Laughing at the other game show. Good to know some things are not that easy to break. (hey! I’m caught up! Really? I’m not like a whole month behind everyone else?)
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Lol u r caught up. I haven’t actually been writing that much lately because the kids have been off school and I’ve been spending as much time with them as possible which limited my productivity but it’s been worth it
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That’s great you’re spending time with the kids. Keeps them out of trouble; probably the kids think they’re keeping you out of trouble. Certainly keeping teddy out of trouble, lol.
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Im attempting to write one flash piece a,day to try get back into it …
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