Once a lonely young fellow from China
on the net bought a plastic vagina
alas counterfeit wares
suffered bad penis tears
should have gone to Flesh Light, there’s none finer.
I now have a search on my laptop for best fake vagina. Bloody hell. Actually I also have one from this morning for symptoms of gonorrhoea. I think perhaps I may need to flush my cookies and search history just in case the kids have a go on my laptop. Or my wife.
Excellent idea – leave no evidence!
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I did a whole load of haiku at one point about fetishes and had to clean my computer after that
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I saw some – I’d do a clean-up too!
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Lol.indeed
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Crazy! Lol!!!🤣
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Get out the bleach and clean it up! LOL Oh, the sacrifices made for the sake of art! 😉
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I know right…the lengths i go to
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