Old Walter McDad

Really not sure where this came from…

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Old Walter McDad finds such joy in the sad

The depressed and the rather quite tragic

He would dance with delight if your shoes were too tight

Spilled your tea on your crotch? Oh quite magic!

Caught your knob in your zip? Caused your foreskin to rip?

He would high five in great celebration

Birth defects?  He loves those.  Diabetic? Lost toes?

Well to him they’re such cause for elation

 

Enjoys watching the poor, mocks the sick and what’s more

Steals the cash from the tramps at the station.

Takes a dump on your lawn, tells your kids to watch porn

Big wide grin at your grandma’s cremation

Fingers crossed at the vets they declare that your pets

need to be put to sleep with much haste

Phone the docs and the answer is that you have cancer

He’d take joy, he knows its in poor taste

 

For Walt spends all his days in such terrible ways

Don’t ask why he just does ‘cos he can

At a hundred and one he’d still rodger your mum

He’s a rather quite nasty old man

So watch out and beware at the top of the stair

As he’d gladly push you in the back

You go head over tit and he’d chuckle and sit

Watch you bleed as he enjoys a snack

 

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

30 thoughts on “Old Walter McDad”

  3. I thought probably you’d be the only one who would appreciate my first thoughts with the prompt size:

    Just couldn’t let this go by
    Today I’ve been less than shy
    Contacted a buddy
    And conversation was muddy.
    He asked if I wanted a drink
    Answered well what do you think
    Said yes, a large stiff one
    I didn’t surmise the meaning or size
    But I knew he’d not be surprised

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  15. I had the same problem once when something I shared from Facebook didn’t work properly. It was fine on desktop but not on mobile. I decided I was far too busy (um, and also inept) to work out why so I just gave up 😂

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