Dear Jesus
Thank you for Our Potus Donald, and I pray you bless him as he does your divine will as he leads our great country. We pray you will strike down those that the devil brings against him as you struck down the Amalekites and killed all their women and children.
We ask that you will spare him from the temptation of porn stars and spankings because he is your vehicle and chosen by you and we believe in our hearts that you sent him to save our great nation from people using the wrong toilets and the sick and the poor who have no faith in your word and do not give 10% to the church.
We pray that you will allow the scales to drop from the eyes of the wicked press that distort your precious truths coming from your servant’s mouth and heavenly father we ask in the name of your son that you will stop babies being born in the ninth month because we know this is not your will.
We ask in the name of your son that you bless those republican leaders who are fighting in your name to remove from our land those that do not deserve to be part of the bounty you have blessed us with and we ask that you grant them travel mercies and they return safely to countries they left 20 years ago because they have probably been missed quite a lot.
We ask this in the precious name of your son Jesus Amen
Excellent!
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Awesome! I just read he will be meeting with your PM in the Swiss Alps.Could be interesting.
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Oh god i know. Mostly ive just been ignoring it all this week and caught up briefly this weekend. All just rather ridiculous
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thanks man
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As a Christian I have been praying that those who are fooled by Trump wake up and realize that he isn’t God’s anointed and that they are just worshiping a golden calf. I am praying that American wises up and elects a good leader.
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P.S. You wrote a great little satire. Both funny and sad because it’s true.
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This is just so right and so wrong on so many levels that I am speechless. I wish he had the same problem.
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I think I’m gonna puke.
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surely soon eh mate. Certainly seems to be escalating
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thanks Jonathan. Think that’s the scary and sad bit i know
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Unless he dies he will never shut up.
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scary but true i know
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Ummm… This forking! Hurt so good!! Damn it!!
I’m not gonna lie… my blood is full on boiling that this donkey… still has any breath left in him!!!! What the fork!!
What will it take to remove this puss infected pimple of the face of this country!!!!
Great rant… bless you child.
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It can’t happen soon enough. The majority want him out. The minority are digging their heels in.
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Just hope the damage can be undone
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I’m not even sure if that would stop him!
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Ha u might be right !
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