Screw you haiku

Just a little something to lighten the mood…

The serious art of the haiku defiled with everyday shenanigans. Okay they’re senryu at best but ‘Screw you Senryu’ doesn’t work as well.  

 

curse of beige trousers

urinal awaits hungry

a splashback nightmare

 

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

17 thoughts on “Screw you haiku”

  17. No worries, if this one thing doesn’t trip you up, something will.

    One day she will read this blog and you’ll be in ever so much trouble! One day your kids will read this blog and they will be ever so amused. One day your wife will catch your kids reading this blog and you will be ever so dead.

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