Read here if you’re wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku?”
Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun. If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.
Blue eyes like deep pools
Pink tongue caressing gently
Warm salty tears
Oculolictus, also known as worming is all about getting off by licking your partners eyeball. It’s funny you know but when I was in the army a lifetime ago I recall being told that the best way to get dirt out of someone’s eye was by using your mouth. Oh shit…
I’ll have to remember the army bit … but if anyone comes for me eyeballs with their tongue out –
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Don’t trust em mate
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Sound like the name of a new drug for dry eyes.
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What else did you “learn” in the Army?
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Um… Okay, at this point, I’m going to have to fight back with this song. 😉
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Ummm… I can’t stop blinking for some forking reason… 😱
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👀
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Lol
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🤔hmmm
Mostly ive forgotten it was rather a long time a go
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Its just all rather odd if u ask me
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Something in your eye perhaps ?
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Lol!
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But researching all these fetishes is very educational
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And a touch disturbing…
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Very disturbing!
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You aren’t that old. Wait till you get to be my age. You won’t even remember what you wish you’d remembered.
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And u are? 😉
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I’m 56. As my mother used to say “I’m your elder and you always have to respect your elders!” Mom was wise, not always accurate, but wise.
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yes maam 🙂
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Hehe…
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I’m cringing at the very thought… I think this would quite literally be one of the worst kinds of torture one could ever endure. Why… just why?
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People…who’s knows eh. Takes all sorts
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I’m still cringing… lol…
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😛
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Ewwww!
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Its a thing L…a sexy dirty kinky thing
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I once dated a boy who had a toe licking fetish. I wouldn’t let him come near mine! Lol…. Probably why we didn’t last long. I wouldn’t indulge him. Lol…
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I believe you… I still say ewww! LOL
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Bet his breath was horrific too 😉
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🙂 lol indeedy
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Nope, he was actually very desirable in every other way. I have never met another person who has liked toes since. And because I don’t like my feet touched, that’s probably a good thing. Lol. 😉
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I think indeed it is for the best.
Alas in my head he is now Tommy toe breath and always shall be.
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Oh gosh… I dare you to do a poem about him. Lol… 😉
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Now u know i will…
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Lol…. It shouldn’t be hard for you. 😉
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I blame you for what I just posted!
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Lol… I’ll be right over! 🙂
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This is excellent! Fun and educational haiku hahaha
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Thanks 🙂
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