Thanks to Michelle for the prompt
Okay. This is the last Room 101 and the most stupid and rubbish. It is an unedited version that I bashed out and when I read it I had not a clue what the hell was going on. Broomsticks made me think witches, bedknobs made me think bed knobs and that got me to dildo’s and suddenly we have this abomination. It made me laugh though so stupid is it and I thought I would leave it as it is as a reminder to myself that its okay to have a really crappy first draft and sometimes ideas just don’t work.
The swirling contents of the large Iron pot hissed and fizzed as Hilda tossed in a handful of wolfsbane. “Agnes, fetch the stranglewort from my bag” She asked leaning over the pot.
“This is brewing up very nicely indeed” she said to herself cackling.
“This?” Agnes said holding up a small silver bottle she’d taken from a large cloth bag.
“No no girl” Hilda snapped.
“How about this?” she said presenting a posy of white flowers.
“No, STRANGLEWORT” Hilda said angrily.”
Agnes rummaged around.
“This?” she said holding up large wooden dildo.
Hilda blushed.
“Let’s just leave it out shall we…”
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Ha, ha. funny situation. 😀
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I could have rewritten it but liked the lesson
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It works like this just fine.
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“Of course Mistress Hilda”, smiled Agnes. ” We’ll save it for our playtime later.”
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ha thats a way better ending bravo Walt
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Every now and then your posts encourage me to show my dark side. 😈
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Oh right blame me eh
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I like this just the way it is! 🙂
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Lol… 🙂
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Thanks P 🙂
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I know…
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I’m glad you posted it. Best one out of the last few days. 😉
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Cheers 🙂
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A great chuckle!
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Thanks man !
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That would be a witches’ brew, indeed!
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