Fetish Haiku – Chasmophilia

I should tell the joke about the woman who asks her lover why is your organ so small. He replies “I didn’t know I was playing in a cathedral.”

Read here if you’re wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku?”

Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun. If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.

 

Wide gaping empty

Beckons needing to be filled

Let me fill your holes

 

Eeuw that is actually kinda really dirty.  Sorry.

 

Chasmophilia, and I kid you not, is an attraction or arousal to or brought on by chasms, gorges, gulleys, valleys, caves and other geological forms of emptiness.  I’m guessing it’s all about filling those gaping holes…Hot!

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

7 thoughts on “Fetish Haiku – Chasmophilia”

  1. Hmmm… that explains it! I was the General Manager of Ausable Chasm, a tourist attraction in New York State’s Adirondack Mountains for 15 years, lol. God help us all Michael, lol.

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