Read here if you’re wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku?”
Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun. If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.
Emitophilia
Regurgitating
pulse racing, licking of lips
slow, breathless, retching
Turns out the idea of watching someone vomit is trouser stiffening for some folk. I shit you not. Who’d have thought eh. Maybe your neighbours are emitophiliacs? No? You never know don’t be so sure.
Only another 4 to go after this dont worry.
Eww!
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😟😒😪
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And only minutes before my dog Levi revisited his dinner in grand fashion. He’s a big dog…it was a big dinner. I can assure you that I was harboring no perversion as I cleaned it up. At least none I’ll own up to.
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Sorry
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Ewwwwww lol.
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I can’t believe I made you “ewwwwww.” Making you ewww is like selling ice to Inuits.
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I’ve a terribly low tolerance for certain bodily functions.
If my kids puke i tend to and up with uncontrollable retching.
Im a sensitive soul really
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Oh yes, you’re a tender flower… heh!
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I often need a blanket for my knees and a poultice
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Wow! Really? There’s some strange people in this world…
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Honest…
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Why is it that my first thought was that you needed the blanket because you do so much kneeling? I’m so bad…
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Oh my word L…
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Its my frail constitution . im rather Victorian in that regard .
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Do you see what you’ve done with all of your Fetish Haiku!? I blame you for all of it!
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Lace doilies and pinky-finger-pointed-out tea drinking?
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They’re great fun though 😉
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They certainly are!
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And taking constitutionals
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Whilst delivering calling cards.
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Ha n u reckon im odd 🙂
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I just had to clean the puke off my screen. Wanna see the video?
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Think this is about the grossest thing I have heard of… or should I wait another day or two? Does it just get worse and worse?
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Peaks and troughs…that’s rather out there but it can always get worse
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Lol u could charge i reckon
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