I blame these on you lot for encouraging me…
A fine actor from Hollywood hailed
and young men he apparently nailed
one with mouth he did please
as he dropped to his knees
many more he’d seduce but he failed
Dairy sales man who worked in Calcutta
Had a mind that was oft in the gutter
Home he’d go self to please
Rub his bollocks with cheese
And his nipples he’d smother in butter.
There once was an old man from Chile
Now you’re thinking I’ll write of his willy
That would be rather sick
To write odes of old dick
I’m more grown up than that, don’t be silly…
An innocent chap from Taiwan
who kept puppies and sweets in a van
Gave away outside schools
Church bazaar’s, public pools
worse charity ever, stupid man!
Bloke next door has this girlfriend, most flirty
Who based on the noise, gets quite dirty
“God that stings” through the walls
Heard him shout, slips and falls
Bangs his head, seems she’s also quite squirty
Sorry. Kinda.
LOL! “I’m more grown up than that, don’t be silly…”
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I tried to write that with a straight face
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Love it. You just keep doing what you do Michael. 🙂
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Don’t be, I enjoyed it 🙂
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Thanks 🙂
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Kinda sorry? No way! Perfectiin!
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Ha only kinda u know 🙂
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*eyeroll* followed by *giant eyeroll*. Lol
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My work here is done 😁
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Sorry to encourage you. Kinda. Not really. Carry on.
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Lol indeed i shall 🙂
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Ooh, can you do “Carry on, keep calm” limericks?
Carry on and keep calm is so British
Great for an Anglophile fetish
I don’t know how they’d go,
But you’ve a dirty old soul
So I’m sure you’d create quite a finish!
Sorry, couldn’t help myself! How fun! I love your limericks!
Mona
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Lol i could give it a go though yours is great ! You could be onto something 🙂
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