Oh Donald…

You’d think Donald would give you an endless source of things to write about right?

If you’ve read me for more than a day or two you know I like to write limericks about Donald trump.  Yes I know he’s an easy target, but he provides such wonderful content that I cannot but want to.

Sadly though, it is getting harder and harder to do so.  Before I have had chance to write about something the orange baby has done he goes and does something else even more ludicrous.

He recently managed to be quite awful to a war widow expressing that her husband had ‘Known what he was signing up for’ when he joined the military.  Bad enough, but then he goes onto one of his stubby fingered twitter assaults to dispute the claims.  “Okay” I am thinking, “I can perhaps wax lyrical about this!”.  I then realised it was more than likely going to emerge that, by the time I pressed ‘publish’, he would already be on the twitter defending the alleged fake news that he had then thrust his diminutive  hand between her legs, licked her mouth with that little pink tongue of his and exclaimed “and now I know what I’m getting into!”

The world’s gone mad I tell you !

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

11 thoughts on “Oh Donald…”

  1. Indeed it has! He is an egotistical bully that uses twitter to make his nasty remarks about people because he doesn’t have the balls to say it to their face. He is inept, incompetent and in way over his head. The worst president we’ve ever had. He conned the American people during his campaign and we now pay the price.

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  2. He is a master of distraction, diversion, and deceit. Instead of following what actually happened in Niger, we’re all balled up in his tweets. He is masterfully focusing our attention on the nonsensical bullshit that comes out of his mouth instead of the way, “behind the curtains,” he and his Republican lapdogs are destroying this country. We must learn to watch what he does rather than listening to what he says.

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  3. Agree with everyone here.

    However… you can still do the limericks. Please. They would so make us all feel better.

    Trump is an ass, soul crushing bastard! Nothing good can come if he remains! He needs to go! Don’t know what everyone’s waiting for? We need to kick his ass out!

    But let me tell you what I really think…

    Please… more limericks!

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  4. Donald Trump is a joke. He’s no president of mine. Yet I have to deal with his bad decisions and Twitter remarks. And to think, not even a year has gone by. With a president like Trump, a war is inevitable. But i won’t tell you how I really feel either. 😂

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