Okay…I think they’re R Rated, I’m not really sure. I mentioned the limericks I often don’t do here, and a number of you egged me on to do them. So for the first time I’ll publish a few.
There lived a young chap in Caracas
Who had swollen, enlarged quite red knackers
thought he’d best see the doc
who grabbed hold of his cock
and gave them a shake like maracas
A saucy fun temptress from China
spent her cash on a custom vagina
was so very good looking
but just no use for fucking
though she might just let you 69 her
A mechanic from North Carolina
had the hots for a big burly miner
left his family in shock
when he ‘fessed “it’s the cock
I just like it way more than vagina”
A vicar quite down on his luck
found a great way to make a quick buck
to the members he went
said “I need to pay rent,
for ten dollars I’ll give you a suck.”
A builder from Cork name of Shamus
had a monstrous and cavernous anus
in his bottom he placed
knives, forks, bowls cups and plates
now he’s massive on YouTube, quite famous
Sorry. Kinda.
Quite possibly, only slightly, Benny Hillish, maybe not… balls hanging… maybe funny… maybe dragging… dirty… just a little… maybe… a lot…
“Quite amusing!”
She said laughing and turning red. While delightfully dirty and uncomfortable images danced in her head.
😈(so corrupted was she)
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Should I be totally ashamed of myself for sitting here snickering so loudly that the dogs are alarmed?
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just a little guilty pleasure…no one will know honest 🙂
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you should. hang your head L 🙂
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Counting on it! LOL!
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Yes, when I do that I have to roll my eyes to see where I’m going!
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Haha! Great stuff.
Fun and Dandy went to the store
to have snack and some chippies.
Fun turned his nose up:
I don’t want getting bloated with all them fattening stuff!
So turning his friend upside down, he licked Dandy like candy.
(PR)
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I’m trying hard to laugh quietly to not wake my boyfriend…keep them coming please!
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Ha…it is catching !
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Shhhh 🙂 we wont let him know 🙂
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Great fun little pieces!!
I was going to link an Indulgence piece to one of these limericks but Oh the Photo….
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Link away red link away 🙂
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Yep… I like you already! 🙂
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Thanks 🙂 god i forgot about those!
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