The challenge was to write about the picture above in anywhere from 75 to 175 words.
“No, I am not drinking that!” Gordon insisted, forcefully pushing Colin’s arm away and turning his head in disgust.
Howling with laughter he offered the cup again. “Come on mate” he slurred, taking a drink from the beer in his other hand, “It’s chocolate honest!”
Gordon gagged as it was again shoved in his face. “Oh god get that away from me!” he demanded “I don’t care how drunk I am I’m not touching it!”
Colin drank more beer.
“And how the hell did a man of your size even get that in the cup?” Gordon continued most vexed but not really wanting to know. “you better not have made a mess in there we’ve just had it decorated and the wife will bloody kill me!”
Barely able to contain himself Colin lifted the mug to his lips. “Okay if you won’t then I will…“
“Nooooo!” Gordon screamed.
“Ooh lovely” Colin said, licking his lips and offering it again grinning. “What did you think it was?”
“You’re such a dick” Gordon replied opening another beer.
175 words
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Oh yuk.
True story. When my wife was in hospital pregnant with our twins, she heard about a joke a pediatric nurse played on a doctor. The nurse went to the doctor with a newborn’s diaper containing an odd sample of feces. She asked the doctor for an opinion as to what made it seem so strange and he was baffled. She sniffed at it and said it seemed okay, then she picked it up and ate part of it, claiming it also tasted okay.
He was horrified until she told him it was a mashed up Baby Ruth candy bar.
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Haha that’s horrible 😀
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Ha brilliant !
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Thats the pleasant version !
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Hahahaha! I wouldn’t put that to my lips either if I didn’t know what was in it. I can empathize with him. Great story!
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🙂 I blame the beer !
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Ha, great write. A mean trick but a good one. I’m with him, I’d rather not take the chance 🙂
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Thanks man 🙂
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Binge drinking can make one do weird stuff! Good one, Michael.
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Indeed lol cheers mate
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Delightfully horrid! Nice one Michael.
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Thanks keith
Read yiurs yesterday n enjoyed it but was having problems liking it or leaving a comment . :). Think its my newness to this blogging lark
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Guys and beer! Funny!
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Indeed . no good can come of it 🙂
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I am sure I wouldn’t want to find out what it is if I am not the one that made the horrid looking gooey stuff.
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Haha indeed yes…stay well clear !
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