If you’ve read any of me then you may well know I like to dabble in inappropriate haiku and limericks. I know some of the subject matter is a little awkward but work with me…now and then I stumble upon one that’s actually quite good.
Michael
A few limericks to start…
Kim-Jun and Donald so hot
For each other though they insist not
But I reckon they would
If only they could
Not get caught making love high on pot
Single dad collects guns for a hobby
Had a son known as Bob, Rob or Robbie
But alas now he’s dead
Fatal shot to the head
From a gun he found primed in the lobby
Poverty, nukes, death and drought
Why leave home, I am not going out
At TV I sit glaring
but I’m really past caring
Time for curry in bed with a stout
African crisis I never
have seen such despair no not ever
Drought, pain loss, Civil War
HIV, death and more
But hey, least they’ve got lovely weather
And a few haiku for good measure…
Eighteen convicted
North East children now safer
Pretty prison mouths
Head down crossed the road
He never saw it coming
Bus grill needs cleaning
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You have a way with words. Some serious subject matter here. Good work!
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Thanks 🙂 gotta laugh sometimes…
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