So I have this idea for a story right, but I think writing about the idea may be more fun than writing it – for now at least – because my kids read my blog sometimes and it would/will scar them.
Anyway…
The idea is a simple one. It’s a tale of a company that flies particularly portly people to space so that they can have sex, unencumbered by the forces of gravity which must so inhibit those of a most enormous girth.
Now don’t get me wrong, this is not about fat shaming and I am not talking about your average fat person here, of which I am one, I am talking about your truly rotund specimens that might currently require a small winch to get out of bed or a wall removing from the house should they wish to go out to the shops to buy a sandwich.
Some of the lines I scribbled down that I wanted to use were …
- He devoured her like so many delicious cream buns that had gone before.
- Her high pitched squeals of delight filled his mind with a craving for bacon
- His heaving mass of desire floated towards her
- somehow I wanted to work in …when she moved her bottom looked like two piglets fighting in a sack
- she caressed each of his chins gently, staring into his chocolate pudding eyes
- Locked together like lust filled sea creatures they drifted through the inky blackness oblivious to everything but the throbbing of…well actually I just had this desire to use the word throbbing in some capacity there.
I’m sure you get the general idea. It’s very much a tale of passion and desire and fulfilment and there is a scene where our star crossed lovers Barry and Janet float across their chamber of love with him positioned behind her, hands on her hips and a large bowl of pudding in the very large small of her back.
Admittedly the idea needs some work but as a general idea I think its quite an evocative one. Perhaps its chocolate dipped strawberries – that might work better.
So one for more consideration I think, it might make it to my blog it might not. time will tell.
Want to read more of my stuff? No. Don’t blame you, no offence taken.
https://afterwards.blog/2017/07/29/a-collection-of-miserable-limericks/
https://afterwards.blog/2017/07/14/probing-a-cautionary-tale/
https://afterwards.blog/2017/07/03/first-blog-post/
https://afterwards.blog/2017/07/14/we-unlikely-few/
https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/lust/
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Afterwards 
These lines are deserving of a full story. Especially this one “Her high pitched squeals of delight filled his mind with a craving for bacon”
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Cheets man…think there might be a good one in there that needs writing
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Hahahah, this is actually the first time a blog post made me laugh out loud! Those are GREAT! Would definitely be interested in reading that story.
Kathrin — http://mycupofenglishtea.wordpress.com
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Don’t forget the whipped cream…
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Well let me know if you do.
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Thanks for giving it a read 🙂 i may write it one day .
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This is a hilarious concept…although people might still think you are fat shaming them, even if you don’t mean to.
I wonder if the same concept would work, but with something chubby/cute like pandas. They are rubbish at getting it on…so this might make sex more exciting for them!? Plus, I am way more keen to imagine pandas happily bouncing around a sexy space-craft…
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This is hilarious. I think it would be a fun idea regardless of size.
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Thank you 🙂
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All of them have endless possibilities. I would have fun with them and use them without a care.
Sounds like you should create a separate blog and name to unleash your most beautiful and inner thoughts.
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Lol perhaps 🙂
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Lol could well work 🙂 thanks for the feed back
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Go for it…
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You seem to have created quite a buzz and a thrill of anticipation for the actual book… Evocatively hilarious!!
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Indeed 🙂 might have to actually write it
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Very interesting this head of yours. Laughing because I do love you wit! Creative way you handled this sexual dilemma. Might be on to something.
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Im currently working on the next part. I do like it as an idea, its one of my personal favourites
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Lol😄
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